Saturday, July 14, 2007

ang pakighilawas sa imong balak

kadagabi-i

nakighilawas ko sa imong balak

nanimpad nga naay

moturok nga binhi

dinhi sa akong sabakan

gihapyod ko

ang kurbada sa imong

mga pulong,

gitila-an ang imong

dughan nga puno sa

katam-is sa kamay,

sa kaparat sa dagat,

sa ka-aplud sa bahal

sa kapa-it sa kapi,

sa kahang sa siling kulikot.

(wa pa nahuman...wahahaha...ka-ehem ani oi!)

Friday, July 13, 2007

cholesterol

nagbutok butok

kining dughan

nga napuno sa tambuk

kadakita sa nagsangang

dalan diha sa imong

mga mata.

nganong molingiw man

ang mga bitu-on

kada paninguha nako

nga sukbiton kini

naghu-ot, naglisod

sa pagginhawa

kay nasobra-an

sa cholesterol kining dughan.

naghangus, wa nahimuot

kinahanglan nakong modagan

mag-exercise palayo

kanimo.

ang pagpanikop ug balak sa kakugnan

(revise pani, i know!)

naa nasad ta

nagdakup dakop

sa imong ginghari-an

gitabas nako ang imong kakugnan

aron wa na kay katagu-an.

aron makapangamdam ko

sa imong pag-ataki.

apan, ang imong sulugu-on

ningkalit ug bundak

ug nawa ka sa akong panan-aw

nana nasad ta

nagdakup dakop

dinhi sa imong ginghari-an

nagpakarung-inon ka nga babuy ihas

nga napadpad sa among silong

gibitik teka gamit

ang mga mapanglinlang (?)

nga mga pulong

apan, ninglumpayat,

dayun dagan'g sutoy

sa dakong wanang sa kalasangan

wa ba kaha ka nasa-ag

o ako ba kaha'y nasaag

ni-agi sa colon, sa carbon

ningsud sa ayala

nana nasad ta

nagdakup dakop

sulod sa imong ginghari-an

ningsakay ug jeep

ningna-ug sa chonghua

ning-ikig-ikig padung sa emergency room

dayun beso beso sa gi-operahan

naglantaw ra ko sa gawas

kay ang ayamot nga pareha nako

di pwede makasug,

ug nana nasad ta

nagdakup dakop

dinhi sa imong ginghari-an

ninglupad ka padung

sa sementeryo sa Carita

nangngisi sa kamatayan

nga nag-abi-abi kanimo

nahadlok ko,

wa ko ningdu-ol

ug maka-usa pa

nana nasad ta

magdakup dakop

dinhi sa imong ginghari-an

jenny: u amazed me

i got this new korean tutee and she is sooooooo bubbly...everything is so simple for her.

me: u got filipino subject ryt?
jenny: yeah
me: do u understand it?
jenny: no
me: why?
jenny: coz i'm a korean

***

me: sampaguita, this is (pointing at the book) 'our' national flower..how about urs?
jenny: (dunno how to spell it)
me: how does it look like?
jenny: it looks like a flower

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

sad realization

ugh, i was doing my teaching apprenticeship awhile ago and i sensed that there was a big missing link...ugh, i bored them, was i? or is it, they are pre-occupied with this notion that student teachers can't be a real teacher...

fuck! damn! dumb! assholes! shit!!! dammit!

i was talking about gabo's a very old man with enormous wings. and i expected that they read the story already and i'll just do some follow-ups... ugh, yet only two out of forty something students done their assignment. it was a big disappointment for me...or to them? ME! coz i'll be graded...the hell with the grade thingy what matter most is this so-called internal satisfaction. and i havent achieved it yet... and it makes me sick...fuck!

grrr... so i introduced postmodernism instead of digging deeper to the story...how can i go deep into the story when they didn't 'read' it???

ugh, my only consolation is that, they learned that stories don't have to follow the conventional plot...

that theres a lot of writers out there waiting to be 'discovered'...

that i am just like them, learning the art of literature..

that, karma hits home, embracing me tightly though i didn't welcomed it....grrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

guys point of view

You might agree with
it, but when it actually happens 96%
of girls dont realize it 'til it is
too late and that guy who did it is so
frustrated that he has moved on to
someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other
guys.

We don't care if you're friends with
other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and
some random guy walks into the room and
you jump up and tackle him, without
even introducing us, yeah, it pisses
us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and
talk to him for ten minutes without
evenacknowledging the fact that we're
still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but
at 2 in the morning we do get a little
concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/
beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we
freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

One of the sexiest thing about a girl
is her confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door
open.
Take Advantage of the mood i'm in.

let us pay for you! dont "feel bad"
about it

We enjoy doing it. It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's
looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for
us.

If we're going out with you in the
first place, you don't have to feel
the need to wear the shortest skirt
you have or put on every kind of
makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not
what you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more
beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all
dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.


Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the
beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your
bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris
Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney
is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You
have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word
"handsome"/"beautiful"

Girls, I cannot stress this enough:if
you aren't being treated right by a
guy, dont't wait for him to
change.ditch him.
sorry,,disgrace to the male population
ass and find someone who will treat you
with utter respect.

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when
you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when
you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter
how bad you make them feel, or what
you do.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing
just to look you in the eyes....and say
"i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance

Guys repost this if you agree

Girls repost this if you think it's
cute

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree
with this, so we hope that all the
girls that read this will repost this

Tips for the less experienced:

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand,
gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than
once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with
him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to
her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his
arm around you, tilt your head on his
shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves
you,
look deep into her eyes, give her a
peck
on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under
the stars, put your head on his chest
and close your eyes as you listen to
his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your
hands with hers.


By 12 am tonight your one true love
will realize how much they want you.

repost as: guys point of view



my point of view: everything is scripted...one line outweighed everything




Funny stuff

(from friendster)

Para sa mga lalaki.....

1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani
ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x
nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha...

2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu
mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan-awon kay
mahadlok pod baya mi...

3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pag
sinina pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay...
para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah...
pamulbos gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay
gamay...

4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti
nga "pwede ko manguyab nimo? or naa koy
chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura
nag gisugot mo namo...

5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga
pod mi oi... dili kay biyaan na lang! usahay himuon
pang sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?

6. do not forget to remind us that you love
us... para kiligon sad mi panagsa...

7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!

8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo
ingna ang girl nga "you're just nothing to me now,
understand!?" hehehe... sakit baya nah....

9.ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug
pansin ninyo if ever magkita ta somewhere..
mao ra to... walay masuko ha.... :)

Para sa mga babae...

1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw
dayon tubag ug "atik!"...Panagsa ra mi mu dayg ug
gwapa...obyusleh, kung gitawag ka
nga "gwapa" naa jud mi enteres nimo...kinsa
man sad kuno ang tarong nga laki tawagon
kang "bati'g nawng!" atubangan sa
kadaghanan...Di kaha mi katilaw ug plying
kick ana?

2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong
RD ug kung abelabol ba ka ana, kana
nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet
(DATE ba sa ininggles)...ayaw sa mi baraha
kay magutana lagi mi nimu ug strait...amo
lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man
sab tawn mi mga kwanggolon...

3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi
ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-baynte na mi
ug grit nimo gud morning, or ikaw na lang
pirmi tagdon, makig dungan ug uli bisan nort
ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on sa atong
balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo
tings beh!", kana ganahan jud mi nimo...
Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet
(DATE sa ininggles pa), ayaw sad pangutana
ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa,
"Unsa man jud diay ta?"...Inahak, makulbaan
sad mi gamay...we also feel a bit presyur...
Kalma lang gud...musulti lagi mi in dyu
taym. =)

4. Kung kahibaw na jud ka nga ganahan mi
nimo kay nisulti na man jud mi (hala ka!)
Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren
oi...its hurt man sad...not unlis kung nisturya
ka sa panahong gigukod siya sa inyong IRO
nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur
I will lap wid u.

5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa
imong crush o di ba kaha nakakita ka ug laki
nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit
namo, "Gwapo kay siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki
intawn mi ug dili pud mi kiligon sa imong
crush... Masuko ra ba mo mu comentaryo
mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"

6. Sa panahon nga mag-date na tah, por syur
kami man jud gasto, be konsyus wid yor
dayet ha para konsyus pud mi sa among
bulsa...kung kada adlaw na ta date ug
nakabantay mo nga chippy ug tubig na lang
among gi-order, KKB na ta ha...salamat sa
pagsabot.

7. But op cors labaw sa tanan, ayaw kaayo ni
ninyo siryusuha kay basin mu comantaryo
mo, mapikon mo ug ibalik ni ninyo nako,
mamisti mo....Dyok dyok ra ni...

8. Pero kung dili na jud madala kay naglagot
jud mo mga babaye ani...Iporward sa tanang
babaye nga kaila ninyo nga wala pa
makabasa.... Pag porma dayon mo ug grupo
nga Gabriella (lugar ninyo) chapter....

9. Sa mga lalake, kalingawi ninyo ug porward
pero ayaw sa inyong naibgan kay basin
instant basted niya mo ana!

Pahabol: Kung magpakuyog mo
mirkado...ayaw pud mi paalsaha ug usa ka
sakong bugas... Kilo-kiloha pud na

Sunday, July 8, 2007

i am bipolar? just like donnie? ohmagod!

You Are 72% Bipolar
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You're more than moody - you're a bit unstable.
If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help.

i need more job!

friday (daytime), saturday and sunday...guys, i need some job...any vacancy? message me...pleaseeee....


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