Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Way Pu’s Ang Suga


OPINION: Way Pu’s Ang Suga

by Jona Branzuela Bering


There is a world aside from yours.


My ears were bleeding for the negative yet helpful criticism I heard from students regarding the dead meat named Ang Suga.


The dead meat had been long dead and buried with the molds of irresponsibility and laziness. Yet, on his final bed, he summoned his offspring to stand from the sickening, depressing reputation. And they do. And that they are US.


We, the Ang Suga board of editors and staff have been doing our job to rescue the reputation of Ang Suga as a student publication.


Step by achingly yet familiar step, we make ourselves visible to the eyes of institutional and non-institutional activities and to all the big taes involved.


We merge to the society of students.


And now, if you still can’t see us, the problem is not us. Maybe, you got an idea, where the problems lie.


JUAN TAMAD


Yet, it is true that some staff got their fair share in staining the already torn-out reputation of Ang Suga. They let laziness eat them alive. And even how hard I verbally assaulted their laziness, still, they willingly dwell on its home.


Letting Juan changed his Tamad clothes into Masipag clothes is not easy.


From the time I wrote this, the names of the staff who forgot that they have respective assignments are posted outside the office with a memo boldly exclaiming: students, in case the magazine will not be published on time, kindly blame these following staff.


KAMI CORRUPT?!?


Laughed loudly, Jona, since they didn’t know what their ignorant mouth had uttered.


Corruption is here but it is not at Ang Suga.


Student publication should be autonomous. Not in our case. We are not handling the thirty pesos paid by each student, so if you got questions regarding your thirty pesos, then by all means, throw them to the accounting office. They had the answers. (I am not practicing crab mentality here; I just stand on the small ground of Ang Suga.)


We should have been paid off in everything that we sacrificed for Ang Suga yet; we (un)willingly budgeted our weekly allowance for meetings, outreach programs which should have been included on our annual budget.


We are not wearing corruption in our sleeves much more on our inner shirt.


DUGAY ANG MAGAZINE


There is also a world aside from ours.


The Ang Suga is not the end; rather it is just the starting point of a relatively confusing bidding process which personally I tried to comprehend only to realize there are matters that I shouldn’t involve with. (Especially I am looking forward on wearing my toga. Call me coward, if it suits you.)


In publishing the magazine, it takes a lot of time before the so-called bidding process accomplished a winning bidder. And there, our dilemma deepened since based on my four-year stay at Ang Suga, more often than not, the winning publishing company failed to lend a hand when required service is due.


The main task of the supply office (located at Ground floor, Admin Building) is to get a so-called lowest bidder since it is the requirement in a governmental institution like CNU---to get the cheapest, never mind the quality.


Again, there is a world aside from ours. And we can’t touch, much more penetrate them. But you can appeal to them. Ask doubtful questions just like you did to us and they will answer you.


Answer you right through your eyes.


(and they will surely lie like an eyewitness)
---julian barnes






Wednesday, December 19, 2007

trapped: Updike's Brazil is the escape

Dec. 16: trapped at SM since heaven was peeing damn hard. Got no choice but to run at the nearest bookshop and that is RSO and got Updike’s Brazil for myself. (My usual tote will never run out of novels inside but I was not using the usual one!)

But why Updike? Since I had already read one of his novels and his words are pretty delicious and elegant. And he is a Pulitzer awardee for crying out loud:D

Encountered QUOTESon for my head (so far):

The world itself is stolen goods. All property is theft, and those who have stolen most of it make the laws for the rest of us.

Marx says that sickly philanthropy is worse than blunt, healthy oppression, which at least alerts the working class to the war that exists.

Reality is, more and more, statistics, and in a country as big as Brazil we are very small statistics

The man who betrays his own brother deserves to die

She was not death but her whiteness had death's purity

The city seems to float on emptiness like a constellation, and then to tilt, as if wheeling toward takeoff past your own stationary position in space

Brazil has few leaders; Portuguese did not bring to the new world the discipline and austerity that the Spanish did. If we were not as cruel as they were, merely brutal, it was because we were too lazy to have an ideology. The church was too lenient; even the convents were brothels.

Roads are progress, and the man who can drive them is a man of the future

He bestowed upon each of her cheeks and then her lips a kiss whose coolness had since childhood seemed to her tinged, like luggage stored in the unheated hold of an airplane, with the extra-terrestrial cold of the stratosphere.

Everything can be forgiven of a woman but awkwardness; that clings to the mind.

He knew so many other languages that his mind was always translating; his tongue had no home

She would not cause Tristao’s death and held him in her heart like a prisoner safe in a locked cell

It takes a sad childhood to make us eager to be adult

How frightening, she thought, that one does not merely grow and enlarge one’s experience, but one loses earlier selves. We move forward into darkness and darkness closes behind

To die is not the worst thing man can do. To live defeated, that is the worst. Life without Isabel to me is no life

Better a short life than none. Even the longest life feels too short on the deathbed.

Love was everywhere, he perceived, and it solved no problems. In fact, it created problems.

Sartre is a one-eyed clown and pedophile.

The dictatorship of the proletariat cannot afford to have its subject be human---it must have robots on the bottom, and monster on top

Anarchy means for you doing away with the feeble restraints to exploitation and pillage that already exist; if there is one nation on earth that does not need an ideal of anarchy, it is anarchic Brazil, whose national flag so wistfully inscribes order and progress across the southern sky

Marx himself is a romantic fool. He thinks the proletariat is one big superman when in fact it is a collection of sniveling, petty-minded connivers and freeloaders. Like the capitalists, the Communists seek to paper over the oppressions and cruelties of their societies with glamorous myths.

Brazil is a happy country. It has deep pockets and a short memory.

The bits of gold are like lice in mother earth’s tangled hair---they hide, they wriggle away

“My love is like Mother Gold, immutable, though it momentarily hides” Tristao said.

“Gold has become not just your mother but your wife”, Isabel retorted. :D

When the brain was enough dulled, a luminous cave opened in life’s implacable cliff, and one could crawl in.

Romanticism is what brings a couple together, but realism is what sees them through.

Monday, December 17, 2007

ang badlungon nga babaye

by Jona Branzuela Bering

Hoy asa imong sapatos?” Kuya Eleccion, one of the guards feigned anger upon seeing me comfortably sporting on loafers for the nth times.

Nag-una K’ya. Tu-a na sa office.” I grinningly coaxed and gave him the peace sign.

He bartered a smile yet had a disapproving look on his face.

Others may take this as a radical action but nah, for some clumsy health issues I have to shun away from high-heeled shoes. A frail apology for not wearing shoes, nonetheless.

But indeed, Dr. Sol Gallon labeled me as badlungon nga babaye. He once reprimanded me since I had not passed the necessary papers for my teaching apprenticeship (two-month late by the way) and he learned from his colleagues that I didn’t attend my classes regularly. (I was wrong with my calculations then, I thought my professors were absent. My bad :C)

I was not proud of my person.

I know am not a good student but I know I am a good learner. I learned I am not a good student.

Don’t get me wrong.

I am not aiming for some encyclopedic wisdom: understanding puzzling algebraic equations; memorizing dates like when did Napoleon exiled at Alba (I loved my history teacher though, since he never dealt with such unnecessary dates); feeding my neurons with who’s who in the literary circle were my four-year food that sometimes I forgot to chew. The outcome---my grades suffered from indigestion.

Junasis, our Filipino Ed noted that I will be wearing my toga soon.

“Hopefully!” I beamed.

He heartily laughed with Karina, the future Feature Ed.

Hey, did I say something wrong or funny perhaps?

Ugh, I was not joking. I haven’t passed my application for graduation yet while my classmates already had. Much more, my prospectus screamed that I have a no-grade

subject course.

Oh com’on, don’t give me that look. I already said that I am not a good student, didn’t I?

Academically, I sucked, among other things.

I got a cebuano-visayan subject yet Kevin Lagunda, our literary ed served as my mentor since I was busy with my thoughts when my professor discussed the equivalent word for essay in cebuano.

I doubted if my linguistic skills made a difference.

And yes, Junasis was right. I can smell March right under my nose like a rotten canal rat.

And if the one peeping above will allow it; I will march at the hallway of the Social Hall with stupid grin planted on my lips. And my toga will surely dance with the talisay-breezed air.

PS. This was written on December 17, 2007. The badlungon nga babaye will not be gone yet. She will take her MA here, in case she will acquire a grade on Principles on Teaching. Not lower than flat-nosed three for that matter.




Friday, December 14, 2007

Christ and X

By Jona Branzuela Bering

I got staff who bickered over the difference between X and Christ. Chiny said, with neck’s veins showed off, that preferring X rather than Christ is like deleting the presence of the latter on yuletide season when obviously the celebration is for Him while Kevin, our literary ed blatantly argued the similarity of X and Christ.

Kevin, a stoic, who is eating Friedrich Nietzsche’s book and with Marxist blood, nonchalantly reasoned out that with escalating economic instability and raging governmental corruption, no doubt, Christ never wanted to be born since it entails endless Christmas shopping’s list for godchildren, nagging siblings, officemates, kin and on and on.

And the budget is tighter than twenty-four-waistline Santa Claus’ suit.

"Christ got sympathy, you know," he sheepishly added. :D

More often than not, Christmas’ definition is narrowed down to giving gifts and expecting something in return (with higher tags), parading towards godparents’ house, caroling from house to house for few bucks (this is economic season!) and agitating Scrooge (a character of Dicken’s A Christmas Carol) like Kevin will surely bellow at the carolers with their far from harmonized voice.

A peso will never be dropped at the waiting palms of the beggars aka carolers.

"Christmas is not necessarily expensive," Chiny appealed.

Opening the door of ones’ heart for those people who are knocking for forgiveness and acceptance; planting wet kisses over mama’s and papa’s cheeks; personalizing a letter for the significant other; attending Simbang Gabi with family; patting ones officemate’s shoulder and smilingly uttered, Merry Christmas bay are the simple yet important deeds in celebrating Veco-lighted season.

And a peso for the less fortunate kids (jeepney carolers) will never cause internal hemorrhage in ones’ wallet.

Kevin didn’t surrender. Carolers, he argued, are never been serious in singing diba’t kay ganda sa araw ng pasko---out of tune and much more, personalized lyrics!

"Since they are thinking of the delicious ngohiong and puso^ at pungko-pungko." I butted in. They caroled since they needed the money. Opportunity knocks once a year. They can’t ever carol during June or August. And ngohiong is much delicious, cooke

d with the breezy air of December and who knows they only tasted ngohiong once a year. Maybe, they spent the rest of the year sniffing rugby to ease their aching stomach.

"Maybe? You’re not sure Ate Jo." He grinned.

"Maybe, since if we help them Kev, they will not be sniffing

rugby all throughout their lives."

Even Scrooge does change in December. Even it is not.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

nah, just wanna be cheesy :D

this is so unlike me but....basta gikilig ko...

last night, i had a short walk with bruce...spending time with our pet dog. it was our second round when i saw him (my crush nga until now wa ko kaila sa name) and he is with their dog named say (maypa ang dog kaila pako:P). well, obviously their pet is a girl..siyempre ningduol si bruce... akong gibira..iyang gitukoy (such awkward word).

to my embarassment, nagkiss si bruce og si say!

wahahahahaha!

pasaway!

basta gikilig ko! coz he kept on staring! wahehehe! feeler!

it haven't faded off yet... it might sooooo un-jona but i like the feeling...hehehe

basta kilig!

bow!


Wednesday, December 5, 2007

nalumos

bersikulo blablabla

basta, katong ni-ingon

nga si Hesus naglakaw babaw

sa tubig. katuohan dili,

sama sa giingon sa mga sayantipiko

nga naay nilugwa? nga sibilisasyon

sa puwang planeta; sama sa sex scandal

starring Mahal.

giingon nga henyo sa kalsada si Hesus. apan

dili kaha siya masaag sa nagsanga-sangang

kadalanan sa siyudad: nay Junquera nga

bigaon pa ---

------not half way there----

ni jona branzuela bering

Monday, December 3, 2007

Sa Pag-agi sa nagsangang dalan sa pagkakabos og pagka-estupido

By Jona B. Bering

Cebu Normal University

Mag- alas tres nato sa hapon, ning-agi ko sa Chinese Cemetery, kay lagi ingon ni Ting Romy, ang akong uyo-an nga gwapo, mao kini shortkatanan padong sa laing minteryohan, ang Queen City Memorial.

Ning-apil apil man kuno kog kompetisyon sa mural painting nga nahiluna sa QCM. Yamat nalang, bisag di kadaog, naa man gihapoy bayad og libre pa gyod og kaon. Mao ning paborito nakong parte sa kompetisyon: kaon!

Sa pag-agi nako sa Chinese Cemetery, nahibong ko; daghan man day nagpuyo sa mga nitso. Murag dili minteryohan kon dili usa sa mga nagkatagkatag nga skwaters sa siyudad.

Ang mga inahan bisag nagtakin og mga nagkamoritsing nga mga bata, sige pa gyod og tong-it, niya ang nakalami, nag-aray pa gyod og usa ka galon nga tuba. Nya, sa unahan, ang kalalakin-an, nagtaksi, tigdyes pa gyod ang pusta.

Nakahuna-hona ko ba, hayahay man diay ni silag kinabuhi bahalag naa sa mga nitso ilang puy-anan.

Nakulbaan pa gyod ko kay nakakita ko sa mga bayong-bayong nga nagsigeg hingos sa rugby. Hasta nilang lipaya nga nagsigeg suyop sa plastic nga gisudlan og rugby. Niya, ningtan-aw pa gyod sila nako. Ang akong mga binuhi sa dughan naglumba-anayg lumpayat. Bisag ang tan-aw na nila nako murag lechon manok, na kadakong malas ani. Atot, maypag nagdyip ko da!

Nagpanglingo- lingo ko sa ilang kahimtang. Ang gipusta sa tung-it ug taksi gipalit palang og bugas og one port nga buwad, payts na unta to. Makatikdol tikdol na unta to sa ilang bitukong kinabuhi.

Nakihumdom hinuon ko da sa gi-ingon ni Orhan Pamuk, ang 2006 Nobel Prize for Literature: Mankind’s greatest error, the biggest deception of the past thousand years is this: to confuse poverty from stupidity.

May punto baya ang turko. Ang sitwasyon sa mga namuyo sa Chinese cemetery (labi na ang mga iresponsableng ginikanan) usa ka dakong buhi nga pamatuod niini.

Ingon ni Ate Flora, ang asawa sa akong uyo-an, "Ang nakaparat sa tapulan na mga taw, ang gobyerno ang pakasad-on sa ilang kahimtang. Wa nila pangutan-a ang ilang kaugalingon kon gibuhat ba nila ang ilang parte."

Pero nay apan, parehas anang sitwasyon sa mga batang nakaginikanag pulpol pas tanang nangamatay? Naa ba silay kapili-an ana?

Sama sa mga batang basurerog basurera sa ilawom sa Mananga Bridge sa Talisay, nga akong nahinabi para sa among gamay nga videodocumentary.

Ingon pa ni Angela, otso anyos nga murag singko anyos ang panglawas og pamarog, gusto siya nga mo-eskwela apan unsa-on man nila nga wa silay makaon (kuyog sa iyang mama og mga igsu-on) kung dili sila mamasura? Ug katong mga batang nangkaging ang bagang sigeg papitlan og rugby aron mawa lang ang kahapdos sa ilang mga tiyan?

Bitaw, rugby og basura nalang ang tinumdan sa nagkutoy nga tiyan sa mga bata.

Nay karakter nga nalumotan na ang pangan sa kong utok, basta naa to sa nobelang Snow ni Pamuk. Ingon pa sa karakter: "We’re not stupid, we’re just poor! And we have a right to want to insist on this distinction."

.

Kon pwede palang pintalan ang ilang kinabuhi sama sa pagpintal sa mural dugay ra nakong gihimuag hayag nga langit ang ilang kaugmaon

Monday, November 5, 2007

Ang Pakigtabi kang Kamatayan

ni Jona B. Bering

Hala, kulitoga ang atule sa imong dunggan

og paminawa kine:

Usa ka adlaw ana,

nangotana si Kamatayan:

Kinsa si Kinabuhi para nimo?

Nakahinumdom ko

sa kape nga akong gitimpla,

gihimong sumsoman

sa balita nga gilala

sa akong mg mata:

Tinderog balot giluba sa;

Patay!

Ang reporter: ang anchuhos sa

Gilubang inosente.

Si Kamatayan, sa makaosa pa,

ninggitik sa akong dunggan, ninghunghong:

Kinsa si Kinabuhi para nimo?

Gipunit nako

Ang tasa sa kape:

ang kahumot niini

nakighilawas sa akong dila:

init, tam-is,

pa

it...

Friday, October 26, 2007

mural: thinking of election and november

Baked from the scorching glare of the sun, I kept on brushing the wall, trying to imitate the anime character enhanced by photoshop, only to create an ensaymada instead of a face of a sage.
I never had the hands of Picasso.
The artists of our publication joined the Mural Painting Competition at the Queen City Memorial Gardens sponsored by an online game.
And as the Ate of our group, I advised the kiddos in my Mother Theresa’s voice, it’s alright if we won’t win, at least we will see our works as our boarded jeep passed by. I know the feeling will be priceless.
Makapanghambug jud ka nga, kang Ate ng ensaymada! I mean, sage!” Tim, our Art Editor mocked my obra maestra. We guffawed.
While resting at the portal of the cemetery, after eating our provided lunch, a funeral car paved the entrance with Bamboo’s Mr. Clay as its music. It awakened the whole cemetery!
“Cool!” Francis, one of the artists exclaimed.
I smiled and thought of my own funeral. I’ll have Breaking Benjamin’s as my funeral music.
Bata pa na Te. Tagna-on pa nako,” Tim prognosticated, referring to the deceased.
More or less, associated sa frat iyang pagkamatay.” A guy from other school, suspected upon seeing the endless lads who accompanied the rite.
Indeed, the stories of fraternity killings never failed to cover the pages of our news daily and local television. And they multiplied as grandfather clock kept on waggling its tails.
It was such a sad note, that young people maneuvered their lives into the risky road of fraternity. I dared not to question their reasons, rather understood them since rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age, as what Marcus Tullius Cicero said.
Rashness, indeed, is the key in opening the door of afterlife. How sad.
The thought of death reminded me that November is just a walking distance from here. And as we painted the walls of the Queen City Memorial, families and relatives also coated the home of their dead love ones inside.
And as arrogant as I am, I remembered Mama, who had always had a hard time in persuading me to march with them towards the cemetery where the tombs of my grandparents, sister (Susanna), and all the deceased clan, both from Mama and Papa are planted.
I’m also a Juan Tamad.
I had to finish my ensaymada, I mean, my mural before 29th of October so that I can go to Tuburan, my childhood home, to exercise my weak rights to suffrage. And I’m might be arrogant, but I do honor the dead people on their very special day.
But I do hope their ghosts will not be appearing during the barangay election, but in the meantime, I have to bake my ensaymada with the angry stare of the sun.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

my room: of Books and Rock Music

My Room: Of Books and Rock Music

By Jona B. Bering

Confined on the armed-akimbo-space of my room, while outside, black ink blanketed the pavements: a back draft of my fear that vigilantes or gangsters may come after me if I chilled out on some cool places, so there was nothing left to do but to open the dusty pages of my head, and wiped all the cobwebs dwelling on it.

Joe Foreman, the existentialist voice of Switchfoot, rocked the headset and I hummed with him: we were meant to live for so much more. Have we lost ourselves? Somewhere we live inside…

Ugh, and there I was, wearing the straitjacket of impoundment. The hell with Uncle Soreen Kierkegaard and Tito Friedrich Nietzsche, (Did I spell their names right?) I haven’t fully understood their writings yet, I don’t even have any idea if I spelled their names correctly. Kindly do some research? :D

Dissecting the thoughts of great philosophers was never been my forte, much of my annoyance. They are the frogs, croaking, waiting to be scrutinized, yet never been recognized by my aging head.

Lolo Gabo Marquez, my ever cool grand pop, scolded me through the voice of a Buendia guy, that, “Right there across the river, there are all kinds of magical instruments while we keep on living like donkeys.”

It was your time, grand pop. As Bamboo crooned, so far away… Does anybody stay in one place anymore?

I may not be an accidental genius like Einstein, or a clone of Rene Descartes but my arrows are aiming certain points, sometimes I hit the bullseye, sometimes not. Well, that’s the call of archery in our lives.

I turned my room into upheaval---dispersed books, unfinished poems, disarrayed sketching materials. It is so me to scatter and reevaluate everything that I had read, sketched, made and I realized how informative the book of Updike’s Rabbit is Rich was; how mais, (corny) my poem was; how gruesome my pic last summer was; how funny Julian Barnes was. The criticism went on.

I happened to come across a book entitled The Good Women of China and I scanned it, and I was elated to find out that I had finished reading that book for a week (I marked my books the date of their acquisition, the time I started and finished reading them) when normally, it took me a couple of months before I finished reading one. Whaddashame!

Feminism is the main ingredient of the book and I like the taste of its dish after eating and digesting the underlined important lines of Jin Shuai from the story The University Student, like: Those men simply see women as playthings. They despise their mistresses, or else they have married them long ago"

“Do you feel like a man, when you pushed her around? Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?” I was amazed of the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus track, Face Down. It is pretty unusual, though not an isolated case, for a man to stand for the rights of women.

Virginia Woolf, I bet, was barking on her grieve as a signed of salutation of the words of Jin Shuai, Xinran and RJA.

I started cleaning and rearranging my messy room, while rocking and singing along with every song that my fave station has yet to offer. As what Sara Teasdale put it, I made a hundred little songs that told the joy and pain of love…

And I gonna sing it for you Tita Sara, though I can’t guarantee I owned the voice of, who is that high-pitched, Botox-eyed singer? Oh yeah, Regine Velasquez. :D

My room gained space and peace, thrown some wastes, refurnished some cobwebbed wisdom and, the most aspiring of all, reaped a smiling tenant. :D

Hmm, Jean Paul Sartre, a relative of my Uncle Soreen, may agree with me that I found contentment and happiness by simply messing and rearranging my room, and wiping every single dust of doubt, insecurity, regrets, on my head simultaneously.

Being half dead wasn't what I planned to be, now I'm ready to be free! So here I am it's in my hands. And I'll savor every moment of this

I banged my head with the music of contentment.

Friday, October 19, 2007

scevenging the heart of mananga

SCAVENGING THE HEART OF MANANGA

by Jona B. Bering

Making love with the book entitled, The Good Women of China compiled and written by Xinran, a feminist broadcaster who hit the hilt of her career amidst the tight domination of Mao Zedong, awakened some known unknown right here on the navel of my chest.

I got an appetite for The Scavenger Woman: a real story of a mother who wanted to have some glimpse of her rich politician son through camouflaging as a scavenger.

For some reasons that even I can’t fathom, I always have heart for scavengers which drastically led me under the Mananga Bridge, a fifteen-minute ride from the city. And together with my three friends, we made a documentary out from that visit and fortunately, it won during the university’s Green Screen: An Earth-friendly Video documentary Film Festival.

According to Noy Nido, who farmed the right edge of the river, ilado kaniadto ang mananga tungod sa misterhiyosong pagpakita ni Maria Cacao, kaniadto, kay karon ilado na kini tungod sa basura ug sa kabaho. (Mananga was known for the mysterious appearance of the legendary Maria Cacao, was, since now, it is known for its rubbish and foul smell.)

We went back there, dragging the whole staff of our publication this time with few bags of canned goods and the likes (Noy Nido and the rest of the gang’s part of the prize) --- trying to stir the sleeping Samaritan out from them. They gladly roused from the sick bed of noncompliance.

Levy Balgos dela Cruz, a multi-awarded playwright and scriptwriter, who was one of the judges of the film fest, said that “…Mananga (the documentary) shows lives striving to survive in the dumpsite, making a living out of junks amidst all the health hazards and among the stray dogs and disease- carrying pests; or trying to eke out a ‘living’ by making pork chorizos where yards and yards of pig intestines are washed in the river polluted by the toxic seepage from the dumpsite…”

Noy Nido, Teresito, Rosilo and Randy, the noisiest mute I ever encountered and the rest of their families never expected that we would be back there. They were thrilled.

Rosemilda, a mother of five, and feeding them all alone, once again, appealed to everyone to never pull out the dumpsite.

The dumpsite which is the home of diarrhea, malaria, dengue and doctor-knows what else, is now became the spring of their lives. The irony of it.

Well, featuring common people is so un-lifestyle.

We just wanted to be a Xinran, appealing to everyone that there are lives away from the societal and political pages of the newspaper who are still breathing the air of poverty.

Don’t worry; suffocation is a foreign country for them. :D

Friday, October 12, 2007

between lanzones and colon, there is sto.niño

ended up sa sto. niño. so un-jona....

maybe, the concealed jona

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

HUMANIZING BORA


Camwhoring, a self-consummated prostitution, is the catharsis of my pooing soul trapped in the john of boredom and idleness. And the pity subject of my affection is, the so-called paradise exhibited in Aklan. Boracay it is.

I had given the chance to be there, granted that I would liquidate all my expenses afterwards which honestly I haven’t done yet.

And as I arrived home, friends, aside from clamoring for their basalubong, they repetitively asked this nagging question: how’s bora?

“Mura’g dagat” There it went, my sarcasm-produced answer.


------not yet done..kapoyg type:D ehehehe



Sunday, September 9, 2007

desperate, boredom

dunno, but i have to cut my hair to ease this damn feeling...

say goodbye to this damn hair..

Sunday, September 2, 2007

weird things that i had encountered on the other day

i was on my way to school, sporting on a shirt with printed "BIG EVIL" on its front...

i boarded on 03B and i noticed that the girl right in front of me started to pray on her rosary..i smiled, and looked on my shirt... a minute later, a guy boarded on the jeep, with a bible in tow. he sat right beside the girl..

am i that big!

wahahaha!

***

right across national fuente, the flowershop there, it sells fresh oyster and talaba..P25/kilo..

wahahaha

***

and as i arrived at CNU, well, pips were glancing at my way...coz my bag was long way out with my outfit...

bahala sila..

hehehe...

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Ang Paghangup sa Kagabhi-un


Nanapu ang kagabhi-un

Pagkakita niya naku’ng

Nagdanga-danga

Sa iya’ng dunggu-anan,

Pagkakita naku sa iya’ng

Kalimutaw nga punu

Sa mga biga-un nga mga iring

Nga nagsigi’g siya-uk

Sa kawanangan sa pag-inusara.

Ningsuksuk siya

Sa iyang ka-ugalingun’g kangitngit.

Nadani ku sa iya’ng pagpahipi luyu

Sa iyang nagsayaw- sayaw nga saya

Mura’g si Nana nga ning-ikid-ikid

Ning-alirung kanaku,

Nga nakapasamut sa aku’ng gibati.

Busa, kuyud ni San Miguel

Nga nangandam sa iyang pinuti,

Naghana sa aku’ng dimunyu,

Ningsulud ku sa lawak sa kagabhi-un.

Atay, ninggakus dayun siya kanaku

Sama sa uwagun’g babayi

Nga aku’ng nakahilawas

Didtu sa Kamagayan

Ang iya’ng kabugnaw

Ningsuhut-suhut sa aku’ng ka-unuran

Daw sama sa kabugnaw nga

Naggikan sa kara-an’g prigidir

Nga kabilin sa aku’ng asawa.

Gilaklak naku si San Miguel

Samtang gilamuy ku sa daku’ng

Baba sa kagabhi-un.

JONA B. BERING

BA-ENGLISH IV-V

Thursday, August 9, 2007

THE SM GUY NAMED JOHN MARK

The Liberals (2nd sem)

I was so elated when I learned that John Mark was coming to school. Again.

It was a year ago when he stopped because of the battered reason of all times, financial deficiency.

“Irregular man ko Jo, because I’m working at SM right now,” he shared when we had the chance to talk.

I was more than elated when I learned that. Individuals who do saintly multi-tasking always amazed the envious-me. How did they do that? It was not that easy, even me, my time is swallowed by my studies alone. Well, I was exaggerating; I’m not doing well in my studies either. I’m a pig personified. I even eat like a pig, with a lil grace though.

But John Mark was far from being a pig.

“I shared my situation to the manager and he understood, so, he adjusted my working sched,” he said.

He studied in the morning and worked in the afternoon. And Dr. Angel Pesirla, the gentle monster himself, even granted him a special pass in the institution without wearing the prescribed uniform, which eventually brought him some unwanted recognition, which brought him the name, SM guy. Blame Miss Gina Mantua who baptized him with that nick.

There was a time when I waited for Dr. Angel at his office, so I could pass my one-week late turn-paper. I already formulated and staged some crappy reasons in my head. I would cry, if I had to.

I was talking to the monster, (who) happened to be in good mood, when John arrived.

He hadn’t finished his turn-paper. He was asking for some extension since he got some dilemma in inserting it in his bustling calendar, while, I made mine in between idleness and boredom.

Sir Angel accepted my turn paper and he granted John Mark’s entreaty. He was in good mood, remember?

John and I chatted for awhile. And again, unconsciously, he made me realized how dysfunctional I am.

He asked the manager to let him used his personal computer.

“Magpabaga nalang jud ko ani, Jo. No choice.” He grimaced.

I grimaced more, not because of pity rather my absurd attitude toward things. Here is the guy, initiative enough to make the river flow on his own way, while I paddled the boat out from the water.

I missed the guy wearing the SM uniform around the institution. I missed his lame strides, his soft enunciation of words, his hair coated with cheap gel.

I haven’t seen him for a while.

John Mark Canja, I don’t know if I’ll be elated or saddened with your decision.

The Radical in CAS

Maam Tats Nalam once said in our Criticism of Fiction class, “When you’re young and you’re not irrational, you’re stupid but when you’re old and still you are, you’re a fool.

We know that she copied that from somebody, his name just escaped me now which resorted me to drag her name her.

I am not one of those hot-blooded youngsters who screamed for freedom, holding “BASURA ANG IMPERIALISMO” placards, ousting GMA from her seat, releasing Trillanes and other political detainees, PHILIPPINES IS US’ LAPDOG and stuff. I am too damn busy (pretending to be one) to march along Colon or Fuente Osmeña. My schedule notebook was already revolting for all the things I stocked on it which needed immediate attention. The irony of it. It can even make its own protest. I want to have a new owner!

It was around February when Emz, a second-year lass, approached Sir Januar for her film for the CiNe – U film festival. Yup, she is a neophyte independent film maker. She was confused with her film, if it belonged to the documentary category, music video or what? A combination? J

To heck with its genre, rather I was interested with the film itself. It dealt with a certain activist group and she is a part of it. She enumerated her funny experiences with that group, the grounds her mom gave her, the full support she got from her big sis and go on and on.

I overheard my colleagues’ conversation regarding her active participation with rallies while wearing our prescribed uniform. They meandered her, un-so cnu-ian action. Is that so?

CNU is not her burden. Only fools think that she represented our institution and, or, she is imbibed with all the so-called values nailed in the values boulevard. It is just superficiality after all, for the sake of beautifying our school.

And she is young, full with Marxist, Aristotle-ian or whosoever principles. She is entitled to do what she thought is right.

Time will come, that her principles in life will change. That those ideals will only exist in Harry Potter – look – a-like world. Even in Hogwarts, the characters revolted. My point is, there is no such thing as perfect government, (oh yeah, there’s nothing wrong with the system, it’s the people who run such system. Whatever).

There is always an Erap, a Marcos, a GMA in every fleeting pages of history. That though people revolted and capable to oust or impeach political ta-es, still it went in full circle. George Santayana once said, “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it”. Oh well Georgy, they remembered so well – the fleeing of the Marcoses, the great mansions of Erap, the SONA of PGMA. But hell, as Jessica Zafra said, wolves are good in dressing themselves; they are wearing three-piece suits and are mingling with us. Let us do it ala Wendy. “They are best (actors) actresses in pretentious roles”. pangFAMAS!

And are we the ‘tanga’ audience? Go ask yourself!

And for you, Ems, kudos!

And for me, I’m always an activist in repose.

Friday, July 20, 2007

shooting star

night at twelve

the stars diverged
on the horizon.

i saw a shooting star

i closed my eyes

i desperately wept
but
never wished again

for the one
i wished
for seventy-eight years
ago
is comfortably lying
on his final bed downstairs.

i never wished again.

disguise

seductive geishas
of emptiness, illusions
are luring me
out of my wits
with their mirthless lullaby
of cherry blossoms

cherry blossoms
qith their pink sensation
epitomize beauty
beyond comparison
dangling in
the huddling crowd
of my thoughts

thoughts of cherry blossoms
and geishas
are mere illusions
of gaiety

could i still
appreciate them
when i'll see them
in the muddy earth
stripped of their appalling beauty
with nothingness
except the squalid judgment
of the society
attached to
their ripped soul?

boredom

when you strike
i hit a hammer
on my very head.

my eyes, my hands
are looking for
a new angle
to kill you

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

RANDOM THOUGHTS from random people FROM RANDOM EVENTS

***
DECLAMATION IN MISS PRECY'S CLASS
" I demand death!" said the gay nursing student after squeezing his man-made blood. out from a red japanese paper, i guessed.
" i demand an aftercare!" his classmates shouted in chorus.

Lol!

***

LAUGH OUT LOUD!

A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez


Translated by Gregory Rabassa






On the third day of rain they had killed so many crabs inside the house that Pelayo had to cross his drenched courtyard and throw them into the sea, because the newborn child had a temperature all night and they thought it was due to the stench. The world had been sad since Tuesday. Sea and sky were a single ash-gray thing and the sands of the beach, which on March nights glimmered like powdered light, had become a stew of mud and rotten shellfish. The light was so weak at noon that when Pelayo was coming back to the house after throwing away the crabs, it was hard for him to see what it was that was moving and groaning in the rear of the courtyard. He had to go very close to see that it was an old man, a very old man, lying face down in the mud, who, in spite of his tremendous efforts, couldn’t get up, impeded by his enormous wings.

Frightened by that nightmare, Pelayo ran to get Elisenda, his wife, who was putting compresses on the sick child, and he took her to the rear of the courtyard. They both looked at the fallen body with a mute stupor. He was dressed like a ragpicker. There were only a few faded hairs left on his bald skull and very few teeth in his mouth, and his pitiful condition of a drenched great-grandfather took away any sense of grandeur he might have had. His huge buzzard wings, dirty and half-plucked, were forever entangled in the mud. They looked at him so long and so closely that Pelayo and Elisenda very soon overcame their surprise and in the end found him familiar. Then they dared speak to him, and he answered in an incomprehensible dialect with a strong sailor’s voice. That was how they skipped over the inconvenience of the wings and quite intelligently concluded that he was a lonely castaway from some foreign ship wrecked by the storm. And yet, they called in a neighbor woman who knew everything about life and death to see him, and all she needed was one look to show them their mistake.

“He’s an angel,” she told them. “He must have been coming for the child, but the poor fellow is so old that the rain knocked him down.”

On the following day everyone knew that a flesh-and-blood angel was held captive in Pelayo’s house. Against the judgment of the wise neighbor woman, for whom angels in those times were the fugitive survivors of a celestial conspiracy, they did not have the heart to club him to death. Pelayo watched over him all afternoon from the kitchen, armed with his bailiff’s club, and before going to bed he dragged him out of the mud and locked him up with the hens in the wire chicken coop. In the middle of the night, when the rain stopped, Pelayo and Elisenda were still killing crabs. A short time afterward the child woke up without a fever and with a desire to eat. Then they felt magnanimous and decided to put the angel on a raft with fresh water and provisions for three days and leave him to his fate on the high seas. But when they went out into the courtyard with the first light of dawn, they found the whole neighborhood in front of the chicken coop having fun with the angel, without the slightest reverence, tossing him things to eat through the openings in the wire as if he weren’t a supernatural creature but a circus animal.

Father Gonzaga arrived before seven o’clock, alarmed at the strange news. By that time onlookers less frivolous than those at dawn had already arrived and they were making all kinds of conjectures concerning the captive’s future. The simplest among them thought that he should be named mayor of the world. Others of sterner mind felt that he should be promoted to the rank of five-star general in order to win all wars. Some visionaries hoped that he could be put to stud in order to implant the earth a race of winged wise men who could take charge of the universe. But Father Gonzaga, before becoming a priest, had been a robust woodcutter. Standing by the wire, he reviewed his catechism in an instant and asked them to open the door so that he could take a close look at that pitiful man who looked more like a huge decrepit hen among the fascinated chickens. He was lying in the corner drying his open wings in the sunlight among the fruit peels and breakfast leftovers that the early risers had thrown him. Alien to the impertinences of the world, he only lifted his antiquarian eyes and murmured something in his dialect when Father Gonzaga went into the chicken coop and said good morning to him in Latin. The parish priest had his first suspicion of an imposter when he saw that he did not understand the language of God or know how to greet His ministers. Then he noticed that seen close up he was much too human: he had an unbearable smell of the outdoors, the back side of his wings was strewn with parasites and his main feathers had been mistreated by terrestrial winds, and nothing about him measured up to the proud dignity of angels. Then he came out of the chicken coop and in a brief sermon warned the curious against the risks of being ingenuous. He reminded them that the devil had the bad habit of making use of carnival tricks in order to confuse the unwary. He argued that if wings were not the essential element in determining the different between a hawk and an airplane, they were even less so in the recognition of angels. Nevertheless, he promised to write a letter to his bishop so that the latter would write his primate so that the latter would write to the Supreme Pontiff in order to get the final verdict from the highest courts.

His prudence fell on sterile hearts. The news of the captive angel spread with such rapidity that after a few hours the courtyard had the bustle of a marketplace and they had to call in troops with fixed bayonets to disperse the mob that was about to knock the house down. Elisenda, her spine all twisted from sweeping up so much marketplace trash, then got the idea of fencing in the yard and charging five cents admission to see the angel.

The curious came from far away. A traveling carnival arrived with a flying acrobat who buzzed over the crowd several times, but no one paid any attention to him because his wings were not those of an angel but, rather, those of a sidereal bat. The most unfortunate invalids on earth came in search of health: a poor woman who since childhood has been counting her heartbeats and had run out of numbers; a Portuguese man who couldn’t sleep because the noise of the stars disturbed him; a sleepwalker who got up at night to undo the things he had done while awake; and many others with less serious ailments. In the midst of that shipwreck disorder that made the earth tremble, Pelayo and Elisenda were happy with fatigue, for in less than a week they had crammed their rooms with money and the line of pilgrims waiting their turn to enter still reached beyond the horizon.

The angel was the only one who took no part in his own act. He spent his time trying to get comfortable in his borrowed nest, befuddled by the hellish heat of the oil lamps and sacramental candles that had been placed along the wire. At first they tried to make him eat some mothballs, which, according to the wisdom of the wise neighbor woman, were the food prescribed for angels. But he turned them down, just as he turned down the papal lunches that the pentinents brought him, and they never found out whether it was because he was an angel or because he was an old man that in the end ate nothing but eggplant mush. His only supernatural virtue seemed to be patience. Especially during the first days, when the hens pecked at him, searching for the stellar parasites that proliferated in his wings, and the cripples pulled out feathers to touch their defective parts with, and even the most merciful threw stones at him, trying to get him to rise so they could see him standing. The only time they succeeded in arousing him was when they burned his side with an iron for branding steers, for he had been motionless for so many hours that they thought he was dead. He awoke with a start, ranting in his hermetic language and with tears in his eyes, and he flapped his wings a couple of times, which brought on a whirlwind of chicken dung and lunar dust and a gale of panic that did not seem to be of this world. Although many thought that his reaction had not been one of rage but of pain, from then on they were careful not to annoy him, because the majority understood that his passivity was not that of a hero taking his ease but that of a cataclysm in repose.

Father Gonzaga held back the crowd’s frivolity with formulas of maidservant inspiration while awaiting the arrival of a final judgment on the nature of the captive. But the mail from Rome showed no sense of urgency. They spent their time finding out if the prisoner had a navel, if his dialect had any connection with Aramaic, how many times he could fit on the head of a pin, or whether he wasn’t just a Norwegian with wings. Those meager letters might have come and gone until the end of time if a providential event had not put and end to the priest’s tribulations.

It so happened that during those days, among so many other carnival attractions, there arrived in the town the traveling show of the woman who had been changed into a spider for having disobeyed her parents. The admission to see her was not only less than the admission to see the angel, but people were permitted to ask her all manner of questions about her absurd state and to examine her up and down so that no one would ever doubt the truth of her horror. She was a frightful tarantula the size of a ram and with the head of a sad maiden. What was most heartrending, however, was not her outlandish shape but the sincere affliction with which she recounted the details of her misfortune. While still practically a child she had sneaked out of her parents’ house to go to a dance, and while she was coming back through the woods after having danced all night without permission, a fearful thunderclap rent the sky in two and through the crack came the lightning bolt of brimstone that changed her into a spider. Her only nourishment came from the meatballs that charitable souls chose to toss into her mouth. A spectacle like that, full of so much human truth and with such a fearful lesson, was bound to defeat without even trying that of a haughty angel who scarcely deigned to look at mortals. Besides, the few miracles attributed to the angel showed a certain mental disorder, like the blind man who didn’t recover his sight but grew three new teeth, or the paralytic who didn’t get to walk but almost won the lottery, and the leper whose sores sprouted sunflowers. Those consolation miracles, which were more like mocking fun, had already ruined the angel’s reputation when the woman who had been changed into a spider finally crushed him completely. That was how Father Gonzaga was cured forever of his insomnia and Pelayo’s courtyard went back to being as empty as during the time it had rained for three days and crabs walked through the bedrooms.

The owners of the house had no reason to lament. With the money they saved they built a two-story mansion with balconies and gardens and high netting so that crabs wouldn’t get in during the winter, and with iron bars on the windows so that angels wouldn’t get in. Pelayo also set up a rabbit warren close to town and gave up his job as a bailiff for good, and Elisenda bought some satin pumps with high heels and many dresses of iridescent silk, the kind worn on Sunday by the most desirable women in those times. The chicken coop was the only thing that didn’t receive any attention. If they washed it down with creolin and burned tears of myrrh inside it every so often, it was not in homage to the angel but to drive away the dungheap stench that still hung everywhere like a ghost and was turning the new house into an old one. At first, when the child learned to walk, they were careful that he not get too close to the chicken coop. But then they began to lose their fears and got used to the smell, and before they child got his second teeth he’d gone inside the chicken coop to play, where the wires were falling apart. The angel was no less standoffish with him than with the other mortals, but he tolerated the most ingenious infamies with the patience of a dog who had no illusions. They both came down with the chicken pox at the same time. The doctor who took care of the child couldn’t resist the temptation to listen to the angel’s heart, and he found so much whistling in the heart and so many sounds in his kidneys that it seemed impossible for him to be alive. What surprised him most, however, was the logic of his wings. They seemed so natural on that completely human organism that he couldn’t understand why other men didn’t have them too.

When the child began school it had been some time since the sun and rain had caused the collapse of the chicken coop. The angel went dragging himself about here and there like a stray dying man. They would drive him out of the bedroom with a broom and a moment later find him in the kitchen. He seemed to be in so many places at the same time that they grew to think that he’d be duplicated, that he was reproducing himself all through the house, and the exasperated and unhinged Elisenda shouted that it was awful living in that hell full of angels. He could scarcely eat and his antiquarian eyes had also become so foggy that he went about bumping into posts. All he had left were the bare cannulae of his last feathers. Pelayo threw a blanket over him and extended him the charity of letting him sleep in the shed, and only then did they notice that he had a temperature at night, and was delirious with the tongue twisters of an old Norwegian. That was one of the few times they became alarmed, for they thought he was going to die and not even the wise neighbor woman had been able to tell them what to do with dead angels.

And yet he not only survived his worst winter, but seemed improved with the first sunny days. He remained motionless for several days in the farthest corner of the courtyard, where no one would see him, and at the beginning of December some large, stiff feathers began to grow on his wings, the feathers of a scarecrow, which looked more like another misfortune of decreptitude. But he must have known the reason for those changes, for he was quite careful that no one should notice them, that no one should hear the sea chanteys that he sometimes sang under the stars. One morning Elisenda was cutting some bunches of onions for lunch when a wind that seemed to come from the high seas blew into the kitchen. Then she went to the window and caught the angel in his first attempts at flight. They were so clumsy that his fingernails opened a furrow in the vegetable patch and he was on the point of knocking the shed down with the ungainly flapping that slipped on the light and couldn’t get a grip on the air. But he did manage to gain altitude. Elisenda let out a sigh of relief, for herself and for him, when she watched him pass over the last houses, holding himself up in some way with the risky flapping of a senile vulture. She kept watching him even when she was through cutting the onions and she kept on watching until it was no longer possible for her to see him, because then he was no longer an annoyance in her life but an imaginary dot on the horizon of the sea.






AN 'ANALYSIS' THAT KNOCKED ME OFF. IT MADE ME LAUGHED...one of my students had a very unique explanation regarding the real purpose of the 'angel' in the villagers' life especially in Pelayo's and Elisenda's family...here it is... unaltered!!!

I think, the real purpose of the angel in the lives of the villagers, especially in Pelayo's and Elisenda's family is for them to appreciate cleanliness. for them to realize how important it is to be clean.

what makes me say so? primarily, because the story is a tale for children. and the angel, came to the lives of the villagers as an opposite angel to what he should be. he came to their lives as very ugly, very old and very untidy. he even stinks. as a result, they were annoyed by him...he didn't come to realize the importance of cleanliness....



***

what do you think?

she is a child herself...


and it is good to be one.:)

Saturday, July 14, 2007

ang pakighilawas sa imong balak

kadagabi-i

nakighilawas ko sa imong balak

nanimpad nga naay

moturok nga binhi

dinhi sa akong sabakan

gihapyod ko

ang kurbada sa imong

mga pulong,

gitila-an ang imong

dughan nga puno sa

katam-is sa kamay,

sa kaparat sa dagat,

sa ka-aplud sa bahal

sa kapa-it sa kapi,

sa kahang sa siling kulikot.

(wa pa nahuman...wahahaha...ka-ehem ani oi!)

Friday, July 13, 2007

cholesterol

nagbutok butok

kining dughan

nga napuno sa tambuk

kadakita sa nagsangang

dalan diha sa imong

mga mata.

nganong molingiw man

ang mga bitu-on

kada paninguha nako

nga sukbiton kini

naghu-ot, naglisod

sa pagginhawa

kay nasobra-an

sa cholesterol kining dughan.

naghangus, wa nahimuot

kinahanglan nakong modagan

mag-exercise palayo

kanimo.

ang pagpanikop ug balak sa kakugnan

(revise pani, i know!)

naa nasad ta

nagdakup dakop

sa imong ginghari-an

gitabas nako ang imong kakugnan

aron wa na kay katagu-an.

aron makapangamdam ko

sa imong pag-ataki.

apan, ang imong sulugu-on

ningkalit ug bundak

ug nawa ka sa akong panan-aw

nana nasad ta

nagdakup dakop

dinhi sa imong ginghari-an

nagpakarung-inon ka nga babuy ihas

nga napadpad sa among silong

gibitik teka gamit

ang mga mapanglinlang (?)

nga mga pulong

apan, ninglumpayat,

dayun dagan'g sutoy

sa dakong wanang sa kalasangan

wa ba kaha ka nasa-ag

o ako ba kaha'y nasaag

ni-agi sa colon, sa carbon

ningsud sa ayala

nana nasad ta

nagdakup dakop

sulod sa imong ginghari-an

ningsakay ug jeep

ningna-ug sa chonghua

ning-ikig-ikig padung sa emergency room

dayun beso beso sa gi-operahan

naglantaw ra ko sa gawas

kay ang ayamot nga pareha nako

di pwede makasug,

ug nana nasad ta

nagdakup dakop

dinhi sa imong ginghari-an

ninglupad ka padung

sa sementeryo sa Carita

nangngisi sa kamatayan

nga nag-abi-abi kanimo

nahadlok ko,

wa ko ningdu-ol

ug maka-usa pa

nana nasad ta

magdakup dakop

dinhi sa imong ginghari-an

jenny: u amazed me

i got this new korean tutee and she is sooooooo bubbly...everything is so simple for her.

me: u got filipino subject ryt?
jenny: yeah
me: do u understand it?
jenny: no
me: why?
jenny: coz i'm a korean

***

me: sampaguita, this is (pointing at the book) 'our' national flower..how about urs?
jenny: (dunno how to spell it)
me: how does it look like?
jenny: it looks like a flower

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

sad realization

ugh, i was doing my teaching apprenticeship awhile ago and i sensed that there was a big missing link...ugh, i bored them, was i? or is it, they are pre-occupied with this notion that student teachers can't be a real teacher...

fuck! damn! dumb! assholes! shit!!! dammit!

i was talking about gabo's a very old man with enormous wings. and i expected that they read the story already and i'll just do some follow-ups... ugh, yet only two out of forty something students done their assignment. it was a big disappointment for me...or to them? ME! coz i'll be graded...the hell with the grade thingy what matter most is this so-called internal satisfaction. and i havent achieved it yet... and it makes me sick...fuck!

grrr... so i introduced postmodernism instead of digging deeper to the story...how can i go deep into the story when they didn't 'read' it???

ugh, my only consolation is that, they learned that stories don't have to follow the conventional plot...

that theres a lot of writers out there waiting to be 'discovered'...

that i am just like them, learning the art of literature..

that, karma hits home, embracing me tightly though i didn't welcomed it....grrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

guys point of view

You might agree with
it, but when it actually happens 96%
of girls dont realize it 'til it is
too late and that guy who did it is so
frustrated that he has moved on to
someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other
guys.

We don't care if you're friends with
other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and
some random guy walks into the room and
you jump up and tackle him, without
even introducing us, yeah, it pisses
us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and
talk to him for ten minutes without
evenacknowledging the fact that we're
still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but
at 2 in the morning we do get a little
concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/
beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we
freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

One of the sexiest thing about a girl
is her confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door
open.
Take Advantage of the mood i'm in.

let us pay for you! dont "feel bad"
about it

We enjoy doing it. It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's
looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for
us.

If we're going out with you in the
first place, you don't have to feel
the need to wear the shortest skirt
you have or put on every kind of
makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not
what you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more
beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all
dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.


Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the
beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your
bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris
Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney
is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You
have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word
"handsome"/"beautiful"

Girls, I cannot stress this enough:if
you aren't being treated right by a
guy, dont't wait for him to
change.ditch him.
sorry,,disgrace to the male population
ass and find someone who will treat you
with utter respect.

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when
you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when
you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter
how bad you make them feel, or what
you do.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing
just to look you in the eyes....and say
"i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance

Guys repost this if you agree

Girls repost this if you think it's
cute

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree
with this, so we hope that all the
girls that read this will repost this

Tips for the less experienced:

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand,
gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than
once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with
him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to
her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his
arm around you, tilt your head on his
shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves
you,
look deep into her eyes, give her a
peck
on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under
the stars, put your head on his chest
and close your eyes as you listen to
his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your
hands with hers.


By 12 am tonight your one true love
will realize how much they want you.

repost as: guys point of view



my point of view: everything is scripted...one line outweighed everything





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